A fork of Rural Dictionary
Anything bad that happens. For example, getting scammed.
What happened to Jenny? Did she get zold?
Oh no, I’ve been zold!
A person that does bad things, generally.
Do you know Adam? He is a huge zeller.
Present tense of zold. Anything bad that happens in motion.
Jenny is dishing out zellings again all round. Wouldn’t wanna be zold.
Anything bad in the present tense.
Why you trying to zell me bro! Please don’t zell me today.