A fork of Rural Dictionary
A relationship between two people who can't stand each other but remain "friends" for social expediency.
This cold war friendship on facebook is just one of hundreds. My haters love to keep me close.
Muppetizing is the process of poorly singing a song in an almost mocking fashion to the extent in which your voice resembles one of a muppet.
I love to muppetize "Livin on a Prayer"
He cringily redefined WAP from "wet ass pussy" to "women are property"
Someone whose favorite pastimes are standing too close, wiping their contaminated hands on their face, and licking other facelickers' faces.
Avoid that facelicker over there, he's a virus waiting to happen.
Insert vitriol that would catch me a ban. Used in substitution of saying what you actually mean as to not attract the ire of social media moderators and algorithms.
Oh my fuckin god I'm so pissed right now because (IVTWCMAB)
Insert vitriol that would catch me a ban. Used in substitution of saying problematic statements which would assure bans from social media sites.
Oh my god you have no idea how pissed I am! (IVTWCMAB)
Excellent slaying of the goblin horde with only a level 2 dagger, Chester. +10 NP