A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of forcibly inserting a nine iron into your lover's rectum and extracting fecal matter and blood. Much like a golf course, you know it's time to move onto the next hole when you get to the green stuff at the end.
Yeah man, I was putting through the rough last night. Let's just say that Tiger Woods isn't the only man Scarlet admires for their skills with a nine iron anymore.
The act of placing seran wrap on a person's face and then excreting fecal matter onto it. Another term for a cheesy charlie.
That bitch got a hot plate on her face!
When an amputee inserts an incomplete limb into an anus or vagina, and uses a repeated thrust motion to cause sexual stimulation.
"During the Great War my great-grandpa Louis gave his commander a nubbjob in return for a promotion!"
To insert your fist into an anus in a repeated in-and-out thrust motion. May occasionally cause a pinking anal pull.
An oven mitt in the kitchen is either very normal, or very inappropriate and unsanitary, depending on what you mean by over mitt.
The act of placing seran wrap on a person's face and then excreting fecal matter onto it. Another term for a hot plate.
You don't have to go to Chucky Cheese's to get cheesy anymore kids!
A vagina with an evergrowing yeast infection. In the sun the yeast causes the genetalia to rise like a crumpet being baked.
I'm never going back to Cuba again, half the girls on that beach had crumpets!
A tasty treat made during anal sex. Consists of fecal matter and semen. After orgasm, get the reciever to hunch over and let the tasty surprise pour from their anus into a glass for easy drinking.
If you think seeing somebody on the street with a milk moustache is funny, imagine seeing somebody with a paste moustache! (I was so embarassed...)