A fork of Rural Dictionary
A little and not so bright man with an influential father. Without his father he would be a nobody.
Bill to John: You're gay. John to Bill: Shut up, you're such a Bush. Bill to John: Take that back or I will tell my father.
A deceptive trick in order to hide the truth or to get away with something illegal; a person who lies; fooling someone.
Don't O.J. me buddy, I know you're lying! Brad: So the motherfucker fooled me? Denzel: Yep, he pulled an O.J. on you dude. Wow, you fooled me there dude, that was an excellent O.J.
A white powder which is sold as cocaïne by swindlers. A lot a youngsters unknowingly buy nocaïne the first few times. Nocaïne is baking powder most of the times.
Dave: I got some cocaïne, wanna try some? Al: Sure... What the fuck, you have been ripped off. Dave: What do you mean? Al: This ain't cocaïne my friend, this is nocaïne.
The time in which a girl/woman consciously doesn't have sexual intercourse with a boy/man.
Sarah was so heartbroken after her boyfriend boke up with her that she had a cockstop for 8 months. Frank: Hey Susan... Susan: Piss off Frank, I'm on a cockstop.
Wowly is a combination of the two words 'wow' and 'holy'.
Wowly, she looks hot today. Wowly shit, I just saw her nipple dude.
A wurzel is a long but thin penis. In the german language wurzel means carrot, and we al know the shape of carrots.
Be realistic dude, with a wurzel you can never become a pornstar.
Fart (unexpectedly) followed by a turd.
Billy: Oh damn, I crapped my pants! Mary: Furd? Billy: Yep.