Country Dictionary

BTEC Mong

Some spaztic who does/did BTEC and is going to get a free disabled parking space and an extra chromosome.

I'm actually Turning into a BTEC Mong

tunks

Despite being from Nashville, a cool girl who hangs out in various channels in IRC(Gplus, Animeparadox, sazanquest) who knows her stuff about hockey, baseball and anime and flirts with guys like a mad woman.

Tunks is watching the hockey and wishing Dormin was with her.

berserker

viking warriors who would put a tight strip of leather around the the scrotum which would constrict blood flow to the testicles and cause a heightened resistance to pain or injury and make them nearly unstoppable in battle.

those berserkers must've had sore nuts all the time

geek crush

Perhaps the most pathetic behavior of the modern male (esp. teenage) geek, this term refers to the tendency of male geeks to become irrationally infatuated with nearly any girl who is willing to speak to them, eben if such occurances are not really all that rare.

He thought that she was his soul-mate, but it was really just a geek crush.

Shitstick

IE, turd, crap, poop, poo.

Damn, look at the size of that shitstick!