Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

kerwoofle

The cacophony of barking that ensues from a group of domestic dogs when the postman comes to the door when one barks and sets the whole pack off.

Our new puppy is now the biggest instigator of kerwoofles in our household. He barks and all the others follow.

by Nountinence January 11, 2023

Ultrastanding

Overstanding is one level above mere understanding. When we ultrastand something or other, we go one level up again. This means we don’t just understand something, we not only know what that understanding means but also how and why we are able to even comprehend it in the first place.

My empathy for you and your situation is not limited by merely understanding your predicament, you have my full ultrastanding.

by Nountinence November 24, 2020

Tubplacency

When you are in a hot tub and it is colder outside so you stay in it forever

I really need to go for a pee but tubplacency means I might just might have to releive myself in the hot tub

by Nountinence October 29, 2017

timefulness

The state we enter after practicing mindfulness meditation where time stretches such that we get more done with less of it - and where the perfect external events occur 'just in time'

She was an expert at the art of timefulness as she always busy but never rushed and always delivered ahead of schedule and always at your side to help just when you needed her.

by Nountinence November 10, 2017

Preponement

This is the antithesis of postponement where you consciously do something ahead of when it is needed.

Today I am using preponement to get ahead of myself for no particular reason, just to clear the decks for a better tomorrow.

by Nountinence January 07, 2022

soulwave

A soulwave is the attractive force between two souls which extends right across all space and time. Once soulwaves connect with the recipient, the resulting entanglement creates a love bond which cannot be broken.

I knew it was love at first sight when I felt the soulwave from her/his heart connect with mine.

by Nountinence January 29, 2020

Supoofluous

When so much poo comes out it fills up the pan to overflowing or someone spouts far too much shit

Blood, you are so full of bull that everything you sprout is simply supoofluous

by Nountinence August 27, 2022