A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person who looks a lot better after you have a few shots of hard liquor in your system.
See also beer goggles
Pat: "When I woke up this morning I thought I was having a nightmare."
Pete: "Why?"
Pat: "The girl I got with last night looked good, but when I sobered up, I realized she was shot hot"
Pete: "How bad was it?"
Pat: "Man, she was Cayote ugly"
Pete: "Whoo, sorry to hear that man, next time don't go out alone..."
Wearing fake items i.e. clothes jewelery, accessories; that have expensive brand names on them, in order to look like you have money when you don't.
See also: rebrand
Rico: "Look at that fool over there with them Foakleys on!"
Smitty: "Haha, that nigga is bull ballin' fo sho!"
Disgustingly large. Obese. Larger than is appealing.
A contraction of the words Gigantic and abound, but larger than both.
Very simialar to ginormous in definition, but with a negative connotation.
Mike: "Did you see that woman who had to be lifted out of her house with a crane!?"
Pat: "Yeah she was gigandabundous!"
What someone does when they put something hot in thier mouth, rather than spit it out, to cool it.
I couldnt wait to dive into the pizza, so when I bit into it, I was forced to perform a reverse blow, or risk getting 3rd degree burns on my tongue.
1 Shortly after having vigorous sex, returning and beating it up again.
2 Shortly after kicking someone's ass, returning to whoop them again.
1 "Man, that girl last night was so good, I had to rebeat that shit like six times!"
2 "Even after I layed him out, that guy was still talkin' trash, so I had to go rebeat his ass. This time I really balled him up so he would keep his mouth shut!"
Wearing, an inordinately large amout of jewelry, esp. diamonds, grills, chains, bling, etc.
"My neck look like it's glowin, yellow diamonds make my neck looks shiny."-Young Ill
"Diamonds they gleamin', I'm icey, they cheesin', Hey! Bitch I'm shinin'!"-The Pack
Premature ejaculation:
Usually used in reference to a situation in which someone is beating it up and accidentally skeets inside of someone they didn't plan to.
"I was beatin' it up raw last night and I accidentally prejaculated in that hoe before I could pull out. I hope she don't get pregnant."