Country Dictionary

Scheming Butthole

The act of pursuing either male or female buttholes for sexual or non-sexual purposes

Friend 1: "Dog we were straight up scheming butthole today!"
Friend 2: "Yeah dude, we schemed those beaches for every butthole we could find!"

Detergent

The taste that can be transferred telepathically from one human to another while’mst high

Friend 1: Hey Jonny boi, do you taste.. DETERGENT!?
Jonny boi: “You fucker!! I do taste it, and now it’s gonna be stuck in my mouth for hours!! :(

Ass Flap

A hole located in the backside of the boxers of an individual who puts his/her boxers on backwards

*group enters hot tub*

Friend 1: "Look at this clown! He put his boxers on backwards!"
Friend 2: "Would'ya look at that! I've got an ass flap!"

brazil triangle

An all-at-once makeout session between a male and two Brazilian girls

Friend 1: "Yo what'd you do last night?"
Friend 2: "Not much. Had a Brazil triangle in a frat basement."