A fork of Rural Dictionary
Adverb: describing the way of philosophers that believe in the impossibility of the act of repeating life or resurrection
We are unmortirepeatablistically cautious around dangerous places
A virus equal to the common cold with one distinction: people are actually afraid of it for some reason.
Whoever started COVID-19 should be fucking raped to death with a stop sign! :)
Someone who maintains athletic ability long after their “physical prime” named so after the legendary world heavyweight champion George Foreman
Tom Brady is the best fore man I’ve ever seen in the NFL
The measurement of a Fart’s magnitude. Defined on a logarithmic scale similar to the Richter scale.
The highest recorded fart had a magnitude of 9.2 on the Flatulence scale but some say there are much higher unrecorded farts with magnitudes of at least 15
Someone who is generally attracted to black people
Man, my friend Charles is such a niggerdigger. I saw him flirt with 4 black women just this morning!