A fork of Rural Dictionary
An agent that enigmatically repels sexual desire such as moldy cheese, dead horses, or Hillary Clinton’s breasts.
I saw an old fuckass bitch bitch at the store today and my boner went limp faster than light speed. She had total Sex Retardant written all over her
Someone who believes in American socialism and a dangerous amount of government control, usually stereotypically hippocratic and tend to employ logical fallacies in all aspects of life
“Jesus fuck! My neighbor Amy is such a fucking libtard, last time I was at her house, I jumped out the window and ran home screaming violently and shitting my pants aggressively!”
A white person who inexplicably behaves like a black person. These people generally refer to blacks as “brother” or “nigga” etc. and are on occasion, actually accepted into black cultures and society
That white nigger looks sus as fuck not gonna lie.
A station for moles to vibe and chill without consequence
Mole #1: yo ima head down to the molestation. Mole #2: Mk Mole #3: penis
The 2000’s kid is any child that grew up and had a concept of life beginning in the 2000’s usually born from 1998-2004. These kids will remember TV shows like: Blues Clues, The backyardigans, Dora the explorer, wow wow wubbzy, yo gaba gaba, and Phineas and Ferb. They also grew up around the time the Wii was made. Being children of the Wii, these kids usually have an affinity to Mario Kart, and Wii sports.
Guy: bro these stupid ass motherfucking shit heads don’t know what it was like to play outside lol. Guy 2: yeah the 2000’s kids actually remember those days. Imagine liking fortnite lol.