Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Pimposter

In among us, any player who happens to be imposter and is dubbed “safe” by a player

I got the pimposter award! Kneel before me mortals! I NOW REIGN SUPREME WITH NO RIVAL!

by Obiwan723 January 18, 2021

Neo-English

A new dialect of English that developed in the early 2000’s and is becoming more prominent in the 2020’s, words such as pog, cap, boomer, etc replaced their modern English counterparts starting in the late 2010’s

Guy: Sorry I don’t speak 2020. Other guy: it’s called Neo-English Guy: eat shit and die Other guy: OKAY BOOMER

by Obiwan723 January 22, 2021

It

What we call a person that wants to change genders, or make up some other fake ass gender because they smoked too much weed, and it caused psychosis

Guy: who’s that girl? Guy 2: it is a dirty art student with poor taste in music Guy: ohhhhh. It’s one of those people

by Obiwan723 April 08, 2021

Thicc

Adjective: describes something (usually a woman) with a ass/body ratio of at least 2/1 width wise.

DAMN BOI SHE GOT A NICE THICC ASS. 10/10 WOULD BANG

by Obiwan723 April 08, 2021

Normie

A Normie is a disgusting joke of a person that is a stereotypical human being in the 2020’s. They listen to mainstream rap, pop, and hip hop music and usually have a shitty ass playlist involving Justin Bieber, Taylor Swift, or Cardi B or some dumb fuck. The stupid ass mothafuckn’ retarded ass normie ass bitch ass normie, can be seen through a window of a normal house playing fortnite or call of duty, whilst engorging themselves with junk food. They always seem to claim to be fucking everybody’s mothers at all times especially the night before an intense gaming session on roblox. The now accepted normal matches with this behavior and is accepted by weaker adults, but strongly opposed by boomers, and Karens.

Guy 1:Dude I hate Caleb so fucking much. Guy 2: Yeah ikr he’s a fucking normie. Guy 1: I just wanna tear his eyeballs out, roll em in batter, deep fry em, and stick em back in.

by Obiwan723 July 22, 2021

Lesbiaphobia

The fear of lesbians and their monstrous physical capabilities

My doctor diagnosed me with lesbiaphobia last week, he prescribed some AntiPuss to help

by Obiwan723 January 18, 2021

Donald Trump

45th president of the United States and A great American leader. Often hated for his sense of humor but should be praised for his honesty

Donald Trump gets a bad rep. But honestly I love the guy. He is the only one who actually cares about our nation and its future.

by Obiwan723 April 08, 2021