A fork of Rural Dictionary
A "Morton" is a common auto-text correction for "Moron" if misspelled. Particularly ironic when the person calling another a "Moron" fails to recognize the error and looks like a "Moron" themselves.
CJ: "You are such a Morton!" CJ : "Oh Sh*t*...I mean moron! lol" Shel : "Riiiight...right back at you babe..lol"