Country Dictionary

Definition 1: The best drink ever invested. It is made by pouring whole milk over ice cubes.

Definition 2: A phrase exclaimed when someone is excited (either sexually or not sexually).

Guy: Want something to drink? We have water, orange juice, and ice milk.

Girl: Ice Milk!

A collection of all the memes known by a person.

"Harambe is definitely in my memerobilia"

An attempt that was a fat distance away from the goal in mind.

"Dude I thought I was getting an A+ on my Chem test but instead got a 34%"

"Wow, fat whiff"

Something that is claimed to not exist but can easily be proven existent.

"Dude I swear, nosotros doesn't exist!"

A phrase used to subtly imply that the sentence just said by your friend or peer wasbullshit or just plain stupid.

"I would climb that tree to the top with no ropes"

"Said the man with the yellow hat"

When someone is three times the weight of an average diabetic.

"Did you see that guy in McDonald's!?"

"Yeah! He must have had triabetes!"

Captain America and Harambe in the same body. He fights for freedom and makes sure no one gets shot or killed for unjust reasons. He helped keep America together through hard times and still defends it to this day.

Person 1: "Dude my favorite superhero is definitely the Incredible Hulk"

Person 2: "Oh, well mine is Captain Haramberica"

Person 1: "Really who's that?"

Person 2:"You're looking right at him"

Person 1: *drops jaws*