A fork of Rural Dictionary
An accidental action that occurs when butt wiping. Usually occurs when one unknowingly has clogged the toilet, wipes his arse, and accidentally touches the water with one's knuckles.
I didn't know the toilet got clogged after my courtesy flush, so when I wiped my ass, I did a knuckle dip.
10 yards of toilet paper needed to wipe your ass after a very messy bowel movement.
After an hour of constant diarrhea and ass wiping, he made a first down in the bathroom.
The lucky flush you get between clogging the toilet and having to use the plunger
After clogging the toilet with a huge dump, just before using the plunger, I tried my luck with another flush and it was deuces wild!