A fork of Rural Dictionary
Tommysaurus is the name of a person who is polite, friendly, made some bad choices but then who hasn’t? He is super cute and deserves all the respect and attention because he’s a great friend.
That guy over there? Tommysaurus. Love him. Oh my god I’m so lucky to have a Tommysaurus for a friend.
The Pegging scale (usually a 1-10) is how desirable someone would be to peg and how well they would take it.
Luxy: that Jimmy is a 10/10 on the pegging scale. Simon: yeah, I think he would take it really well. That Jamie though, nah. Probably a 4/10
Hanar. The hanar that follow the enkindlers to their death are big stupid jellyfish, according to Commander Shepard.
Hanar: Therefore, as a faithful servant of the Enkindlers we, too, must serve the reapers. Shepard: You big stupid jellyfish.
When fruits disappear for the majority of a year and they come back to celebrate pride month
Omg happy Pride! The Seasonal Fruits are back!
A word to describe someone you feel intense emotions for that you shouldn’t. These emotions can be forbidden love or forbidden friendship but definitely always forbidden.
Andy: that guy, my cairoh, he owes me a shiny. Emma: erm. Did you just call Simon “cairoh”??? Andy: err. No. *Andy takes off his overcoat and becomes a parachute*
In 1882, London prostitute Gerda Puridle invented elongated eye lashes or "cumbrellas" to block semen from getting in working girls' eyes that are worn today as common fashion.
“Hold ye horses, John. Thou art welcome to don thine cum on thou face, for I’ve applied my cumbrellas”
Platty Joobs - Platinum Jubilee To celebrate the platinum jubilee for the Queen of England... except it's been England-ified
Aw Liz congrats on the Platty Joobs