Country Dictionary

In 1882, London prostitute Gerda Puridle invented elongated eye lashes or "cumbrellas" to block semen from getting in working girls' eyes that are worn today as common fashion.

“Hold ye horses, John. Thou art welcome to don thine cum on thou face, for I’ve applied my cumbrellas”

False eyelashes - because they keep cum out of your eyes when taking a load to the face.

Debbie was grateful she wore her cumbrellas today otherwise she would have gotten Johnny’s semen in her eyes.

Someone who lets everyone else cum on them. (not necessarily at one time. that would be bukkake )

Your mom is the cumbrella of Eastern Idaho. Your dad is the cumbrella of Walla Walla, Washington. Your sister is the cumbrella of the Martin Van Buren High School varsity football team.

The umbrella you take to The Folsom Street Faire to prevent cum landing on your head as men masterbate out the apartment windows above.

Damn it! I forgot my cumbrella! Now I'm gonna get jizz in my hairs!

Fake eye lashes that prevent cum from getting in the girl/guys eyes.

Lacy put on her cumbrellas for the after party tonight when he finishes on her.

When a man stands up and shoots his load all over a chick's head and face. She stands under his cumbrella.

She is standing under his cumbrella ella ella ella ay ay ay ay a ay.

These are umbrella's used in the porn industry to protect camera's while filming squirt movies.

"Dude, Cytheria is about to blow. Put up the cumbrella."