A fork of Rural Dictionary
Imposter converser syndrome is that feeling you get when someone you know, usually more attractive and typically “out of your league”, messages you and starts a conversation up, and you believe they think you are someone else. Usually it’s a sign of low confidence and previous traumas, and very unusually is it ever the case of a mistaken message.
Luxy had terrible imposter converser syndrome after Simon messaged her telling her she was awesome. She was convinced the message was for someone else, and not her.
The Nussy, or the “nose pussy”, if you will, was discovered during the corona virus pandemic of 2020. People that had to be tested for Covid-19 had to have their nose swabbed right where the brain connects, which often led to people rolling back their eyes and gagging. A nose-swab-fetish developed from this, because we, as humans, ruin everything.
“Oh fuck yeah, swab my nussy” Sir, please, I went to medical school “uwu”
A term people that play Pokémon Go use for when they go shiny hunting, usually late at night where they won’t be judged for being absolute virgins.
Andy: hey did you wanna go shunting tonight? I can pick you up from Luxy’s at midnight. Simon: can you make it 1am? I don’t want to bump into anyone I know. Andy: sure. Let’s not invite Kieran.
When someone discusses an amazing game around you, giving you the urge to play said game
Pete: Oh I always play as Male Shepard in Mass effect. So I can bone Tali. Sam: aw shit. Now I’ve got the Mass Effect effect.
Past tense of Catfish. Usually ends with the person that got cootfloosh being pleased with the outcome.
Andy: So you know that guy I was meant to be meeting? The cute bear? Emma: yeah sure, Simon wasn’t it? Andy: yeah guess who got cootfloosh. But it’s fine, Kieran is much more of a top anyway. *Emma seethes with jealousy*
A phrase people say just before admitting to something.
Simon: Mustard Mitt, Andy looks good today.