A fork of Rural Dictionary
Past tense of Catfish. Usually ends with the person that got cootfloosh being pleased with the outcome.
Andy: So you know that guy I was meant to be meeting? The cute bear? Emma: yeah sure, Simon wasn’t it? Andy: yeah guess who got cootfloosh. But it’s fine, Kieran is much more of a top anyway. *Emma seethes with jealousy*