Country Dictionary

Another term for rubber jonny, condom or moran!!

I'm bringing a bird home tonight, but she won't shag me without a nodbag! What time is moran coming round? Who...Nodbag? Yeah!!

Cocaine

Got any chicken? (As in rhyming slang for chicken and leak....Beak) Beak also used for cocaine.

When one's penis is not quite a semi, and not quite flacid. A bit in between!!

Dave - I've got a quarti!!! Donna - What's that? Dave - I've not got quite a semi on, but its not dead limp either!! Donna - Aah a quarti.....good call!

When one is being given deep throat (hence throat) and at the point of ejaculation unleashes his gear all over the recipients face (cockney rhyming slang for face is boat race). Thus resulting in a bit of throat and boat.

Lee: I copped for some dirty bird last night!! Ian: Did you get a shag? Lee: No, but I got a bit of throat and boat...which was rather pleasant!!! Ian: The dirty bitch!!!

To be attracted to young girls and boys! Oddball and a whole hearted pervert who likes to nonce!!

Dave - Hi Jane, what's up with you? Jane - I've just been Whitty'd Dave - You best call the police then!!

One who snorts large quantities of cocaine.. or cut as it's known today!!! Originated in the mid-nineties in a small village called marple in the UK.

My god did you see how much chisel he's had this weekend? I know he's one hell of a bugle warrior!!

alternative word for weed, marajuana etc.

Kev - I'll come to yours tonight mate. Lee - Nice one, have you got any wonga? Kev - I have! Lee - Great I could do with a smoke or two!!