Country Dictionary

Ecstacy tablets

I've been on the critters again and i'm fucked out of my head!

One who spits saliva while talking and becomes aggressive after consuming a large intake of alcohol, generally watching football matches. Loves an alcohol fuelled fight (men or women included).

John - I got barred last night from my local public house while watching the football!!! Dave - Why? What did you do? John - I did a "sweeny"! Dave - You clown! How long are you barred for? John - For life!!

A "Fosk" (huge foreskin) which can be used to preserve fossill fuels. The huge foreskin or fosk, would be used instead of fossill fuel and is generally known as "millenium fuel". Originated on the beaches of Barcelona in 2007, during a climate change summit!!

Dad - My god son, that could be used as millenium Fuel!! Son - What you trying to say Dad? Dad - You've got a massive foreskin son!!

To have a large shit after baking for a while in the stomach.

Ooops got to go to the toilet, i'm dying for a croinch!

A sleazy person who has Face Of a Goat and Lips Of Fish (hence the term FOGLOF).

Check out that FOGLOF over there!! Fuck me look at the state of that FOGLOF!!

When one puts his/her finger into a womans vagina, rotating slowly as if ready to scratch a tune while upside down deejaying, hence Irish DJ!!!!

What are you doing tonight pal? I'm taking a bird out and i'm hoping do an irish dj to her!!

Slightly balding fake asian, that bullshits a lot, says "yes" all the time and fails to deliver!

Steve - Are you coming to the party tonight? John - Yes! Steve- Don't you be doing a nodders on me!!! John - I won't!! (John fails to turn up) John's done a nodders on us!!