A fork of Rural Dictionary
when you mistake a dancer for a waitress, at a strip club.
John said, “honest mistake” after he handed the strip club dancer a $5 bill and told her to get him 2 bud lights. She threw the $5 back at him and said I am a dancer not a waitress.
The lingering smell on your leg, after you get a lap dance at the strip joint.
After getting a lap dance, John told Aaron “man that girl left a smell on my leg”.
Aaron replied “haha you got a stanky leg”.
A couple that has been together so long it makes no sense for them to split up even though they argue all the time and their kids are more responsible then they are.
At a party the other night and an 18 year old kid walks in and starts yelling at his parents because they stole the keys to his car. He asked the parents why and he said I know why because both of your vehicles have a breathalyzer test hooked to the ignition, they pulled a real Tony and Bertha.
Act of kissing your old ladies ass after doing something wrong.
Jennifer caught John cheating with Samantha, now he trying to be Mr Romantico by sending her flowers to work.
Similar to the N word for African Americans but between Mexican Americans / Latinos. Used primarily when greeting your mexican American homies.
John: say what up mescin? We still gonna take care of that shit with the fat fuck Mark
Ronnie: shit mescin, I been waiting for you to give me the go ahead.