A fork of Rural Dictionary
A brag about how drunk you got.
Mario, “Tony loves to Stumble Brag, he’s always telling stories like how drunk he gets like once he drank a whole bottle of tequila and then four vodkas, and woke up in the garden with no idea how he got home”
Luigi, “he once told me the police knocked on his door and told him they had stopped him the night before and while they were checking him he jumped in a car and drove off. He insisted it wasn’t him, until they pointed out the dented police car parked in his garage.”
Generally two women who do everything together.
Used mainly for older women and/or for women who gossip
"Those two go everywhere together"
"They're a couple of Velcrows"
When it’s so cold you can’t stop repeating, “it’s f**king cold” or similar noises uncontrollably.
“I think I’ve let the house get too cold and am feeling it now. I’ve got cold Tourette’s”
“I’m glad you’ve decided to put the heating on”
Epiphany = a sudden realisation of the clarity of the truth or meaning of something
Epiphanistic = an event or activity that is likely to bring about an Epiphany
Epiphanistic Thinker = a person who regularly has Epiphanies.
"Walking in these woods is Epiphanistic, I've had three great ideas so far."
Wearing something old which was considered Retro, but has now become just old again.
You have to stop wearing those bell bottoms, they're post-retro now.
An old item or clothing which hasn't been considered retro yet.
Wearing an old item before it became retro.
1) "I'm keeping all these ties, they're still pre-retro"
2) "I hear Dear Stalkers are back in."
"I've been wearing my Deer Stalker for years"
"Yea, but you've been wearing it when it was totally Pre-Retro"