A fork of Rural Dictionary
The BEST mail service that TOTALLY delivers packages on time, and they DEFINITELY don’t break them when they come a month- I MEAN ON TIME! They would NEVER do that!
Adam: My new phone’s supposed to arrive right now, but it says it just left Tennessee. Where do we live again? William: Minnesota. Who’s delivering it? Adam: FedEx. William: Well, that explains why. Adam: I fucking hate FedEx.
A town in Colorado where a shooting happened at the local high school on April 20, 1999. Now has become a funny joke among edgy preteens and teens in the Youtube comment section of Pumped Up Kicks.
Teen in the YouTube comment section: columbine was so cool i wish i did it Me: Shut up, you edgy teen. Teen: OMG CANT YOU TAKE A JOKE??
A delicious drink that is sometimes used to clean windows. It comes in multiple flavours, but all of them are the best. It can also be used as a body wash, shampoo, disinfectant, anything!
Alex: Hey Derek, do you want to drink some Windex? Derek: Of course, thank you for asking!
Centerville is a suburb of Dayton, Ohio. If you drive a bit to the left, you can find the Dayton Mall. I’d recommend taking a drive through it. There’s some nice woods, as it’s not urban.
I find it weird that Centerville, Indiana, and Centerville, Ohio, are just an hour apart from each other.