Country Dictionary

While urinating in the snow one uses his urine stream to "write" his name in the snow.

"A snow storm? In July?" "Look everyone! John Hancock is writing his name in the snow!" ( the Simpsons "Bart gets an F" Season: 2, Ep: 14

Dillynink: (n) a penis on an adult man that is smaller than average yet it’s owner is talented enough with it to satisfy almost any woman. A positive and/or affectionate description for a smaller than average (mature adult) penis.

Johns little dillynink is amazing. It’s only four inches hard but he made me go limp for an hour.

Noun The remaining stems after a bunch of grapes has been eaten

"Are all the grapes gone? all that's left are grape bones."

n. the inability to stop spelling or pronouncing the word “banana”

i need a banananana you need to cure your inananananananability

An erect penis that is sexy, and adorable looking.

In high school my girlfriend said I had such an adoraboner.

A blanket name for any one of your older brother’s asshole friends.

(When dad come home from work in the evening) “Hey what’s going on today?” Dad asked “Oh not much, Dave has a new Ethan.” I said “

A state of sudden drowsiness following a meal or snack,

After school I had a grilled cheese Sammich and then I slipped off into a snack coma.