A fork of Rural Dictionary
Cristiano, Messi, Marcelo, Xavi, Iniesta, Eto'o and Seedorf are UCL legends. Haaland is to become one too
The fact that European football players stats are better than South Americans' because in European qualys for the world cup and the new made-up marketing tournaments (Nations league) the strong national sides play against Liechtenstein, Lithuania, Armenia, San Marino, and Genovia, among many other tiny countries. These games usually end up 8-0
Jonah: man, Lewandowski has scored 13 goals in his last 5 games playing for Poland Dan: that's because of euroflation. Last 5 games Poland played against Northern Macedonia, Faroe Islands, Gibraltar, Armenia, and The Vatican Jonah: bu-bu-but look at those stats, he's definitely better than Messi, right? Dan: No, he isn't
- Did you see Dylan Mulvaney's instagram live last night? - Yeah! She's awesome
Video review system introduced in football by Papa Infantino to give away penalties to Argentina. It was supposed to make the game fairer but controversial decisions are still being made
Argentina has been so grossly favored by VAR decisions that people are starting to refer to this country as Vargentina. Real Madrid has been so grossly favored by VAR decisions that people are starting to refer to this small team as Real Vardrid.
A football player that only scores from penalty kicks, i.e. Pionel Pepsi
During the World Cup, Papa Infantino gave Lionel Messi 5 penalties and the dwarf managed to score four. He's such a pen merchant! No team in football history has ever been awarded five penalties in one world cup! Vargentina, led by the renowned pen merchant Pessi, won the rigged World Cup of Qatar. This trophy will be remembered as one of the most shameful chapters of football history
Footballer mostly known for disappearing in decisive games but scoring against lower-ranked teams like Eibar, Clermont Foot, Lens, Mallorca, Maccabi Haifa, Jamaica, Estonia... Also does Pepsi commercials Synonyms: Eibarman, Pionel Pepsi, Pessi
Jacques, french villager: I was born and raised in Clermont-Ferrand. My grandpa used to tell me stories about Clermontman, a goblin from ARG that travels to my city when we're playing. He assists 3 goals and then ghosts until the next Clermont game. I still have nightmares that hes hiding in our stadium.
Cristiano is the GOAT Basic football knowledge is required to learn that Ronaldo is the football GOAT (and NOT the Ghost of Eibar aka Pessi)