Country Dictionary

Sameer Catered Lunch - A specialized luncheon catered by the well reknown Sameer. The trademarks of this lunch include opulent quantities of protein with minimal carbs. The food tends to be of high quality and often shock and amaze attendees.

Appropriate usage includes -
" This pizza lunch is horrible, we should have got an SCL set up."

or

"Man, this SCL is dope."

A sophisticated passing system for when a joint is rolled and about to be smoked. If someone (usually the person who rolled it) calls 'three toke pass,' it basically means you have three tokes on the joint before you pass it. Usually, three toke pass is the default toke amount.

Guy 1: "Yo, dude, we doin' three toke pass, right?"
Guy 2: "Yup."
Guy 1: "Sweet."

To take a drag or puff of a marijuana joint/spliff.

"Yo dude take a toke and pass the joint!"

'Cained' is the desired stage one should be aiming for when out smoking pot with his buddies. It's more intense then a 'high,' but has yet to go into 'stoned.'

"I'd introduce you to the parents, dude, but you're a bit cained."

To take a drag/toke/puff of a marijuana joint/spliff.

"Yo, dude, let's have a take on the joint?"

The process which entails meeting a dealer in a (usually) prearranged place, and purchasing--'picking up'--your dope.

Guy 1: "Oi, where an' when we goin' to pick up?"
Guy 2: "We're on our way to the kebab van right now to pick up you twat."
Guy 1: "Yaaaaaaay!"

1) To have had sex in the past tense
2) To be doomed to misery in the near future
3) Describing someone who is totally and utterly drunk and/or completely under the influence of one or more drugs beyond the point of comprehension, rationality and all response. They may be puking everywhere and/or behaving abnormally, influenced by whatever's in their body. 'Fucked' is not usually referred to as a pleasant experience.

1) "Dude, Sam fucked Kay last night!!"
2) "Aaagh! Somebody called the cops! We're totally fucked!!"
3) "Dude, he is so completely fucked he doesn't even know what's going on. Help me get him to bed."