Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

dog-clean

The deceptive state of dishes that appear to be clean but in fact have only been "rinsed" by the licking action of a dishwasher-door-surfing member of the canine family.

Honey, did you run the dishwasher or are they just dog-clean?

by Richard November 23, 2004

xshift

The process of shitting upside down

Batman had the runs and took an xshift all over himself

by richard February 23, 2003

schex

The term for reproduction and recreation "sex" pronounced in a form of Dutch accent.

See also: Austin Powers in Goldmember

Yesch, after we dansche with the clogsh it'sh time to get our schex on!

by Richard September 16, 2004

unemsmote

Used in the Ciara Video. It's a specific word that only Ciara has acces to. It is believed to be talking about a type of smoke from a cigarette . No one will know untill they ask Ciara what it means.

Still smoke unemsmote(?), wood-grain on tha wall.

by Richard April 01, 2005

scammel

tall greasy hair with a unibrow and some fungus growing on his left ear stupid

alex scammel the dam stupid

by Richard April 15, 2005

distrubing

Distrubing, also 'Distrubed'. To be annoyed and bored. Se also "Olzen'D"

I am being distrubed by this Danish fellow. Please make him stop.

I was doing something with my life, but then I got distrubed and ended up playing Grand Theft Auto instead.

by Richard June 27, 2004

Water Crotch

A term created by famous YouTube user "Brookers" in her YouTube video for people who dye their hair blue. It's like how people call redheads "fire crotches." Color of water = blue. Color of blue haired girls crotches = blue.

There's a whole lot of water crotches on Stickam.

by Richard January 02, 2008