Country Dictionary

Oral sex act whereby the recipient's balls are licked or sucked while his penis is being vigorously rubbed by hand

She gives a good snorkel

Clitoris clit clitty

Her peanut was winking at me from behind the beef curtains

A sanitary towel of the super-size variety. Will soak up the contents of a boating lake.

The dirty bitch blocked up the shitter with a fucking hammock

Unwashed, smelly vagina

I went down for a chew but her stench trench was a real minger

The final phase of being stoned, where total paralysis sets in. Comes after the giggles and the munchies

That weed got me so wrecked I didn't know if you were speaking English or Albanian

The act of manipulating the clitoris between the thumb and forefinger to induce orgasm

Last night I twisted my pussy very well

Blood and gore associated with a badly mutilated body

They just pulled him out of the car wreck and there was snot everywhere