Country Dictionary

Somebody who is unnecessarily annoying and mean to anybody who they feel is inferior even tho they obviously aren’t Their name is often times Tyler or Blake This was targeted at you Blake you annoying prick this wouldn’t have happened if you hadn’t put snow on my head in the fifth grade.

You: fuck you blake you annoying prick Blake: *fucking implodes like the pussy ass bitch he is* You: yeah that’s what you get for being a big assed prick that puts snow on peoples head you prick

What you wake up from in a cold sweat. Then your girlfriend cuddles you back to sleep comforting you. Then you wake up.

You: dude I had the worst nightmare last night Friend: bro you need to get a real girlfriend for once

What tingles when something important something happens

“That special feeling we get in our cockles or sub cockles or even our lower cockles”- Denis Leary

An angry fucking stick that when you pull the trigger on it bad shit happens to the guy your pointing it at

Guy1: bro I just shot that guy with a fucking gun Guy2: holy shit man he’s fucking dead!

When you cum so hard the floor looks like a flower

“That was such a poppycock dude”

The time I get out of school also known as happiness

Bro 2:58 is fucken awesome

A horny demon that comes to take your semen, yet no matter how much you wish you can’t get one to actually exist. You horny prick.

Aye bro a succubus visited me last night In your dreams you horny prick