Country Dictionary

Attorney at large

An attorney that cannot be or has not been located.

Do you know when your attorney at large is going to return your call?

Hand Weld

The use of ones hand or hands to merge two objects together.

My bar soap was worn down to nothing so I hand welded it to a new bar of soap.

I hand welded a some pecans and Carmel into a pecan log.

Manweld

Using the force from your grip to bind matter together.

Instead of throwing away your nearly depleted bars of soap, manweld them together to form a new bar of soap.

Dyer Wolf

A dog that kind if looks like a wolf, but it is probably just a dumb husky.

Is that a dire wolf? No, dire wolves are extinct, that’s a dyer wolf which is just a fancy name for a dumb husky.

Armeganned

When someone named Megan (Meghan) goes nuclear on someone.

I knew Megan was upset, but I didn't know she was going to armeganned him in front of everyone.

Gradied

The act of getting your manager agitated or spun up before your coworker has to meet with them.

He was in a pretty good mood, until I gradied him. I feel sorry for whoever he meets with next, he's pissed now!