A fork of Rural Dictionary
The nasty dust, skin, hair, and sometimes unidentifiable debris that are found in the crevices of a heavily used chair or couch.
Oh! Dude, it was so nasty! My pen fell in between the cushions on the couch in the lounge today and I couldn't get past all the ass dandruff to get it out.
Old Lady Hack - (also called Tonsilith or Tonsil Stone) are caused by of any of the following getting stuck in the tonsils: * food particles * dead white blood cells * oral bacteria They are described as having a nasty odor like halitosis concentrated into a small stone. They look like cottage cheese in color and texture.
Small white pellets from back of throat being coughed/appearing up in your mouth these are old lady hacks.
The crazy shit you take after eating suspect food at a potluck event.
Dude, I took the worst potluck shit last night. I don't know if it was Brandon's Garlic Dip or Ashley's cheese salad that did me in... whatever it was that dump was chaos!