A fork of Rural Dictionary
Is able to make herself look like the smiling man, likes to stalk literally everyone, Looks like she can kill you and can kill you, no seriously I once saw her kill a man with her thumb, is an actual genius, likes to be known as: Sassy Stump, Saucy Stump, Stretchy Stump, and Sexy Stump. Her fetish is vole.
Stump just ate my dad, I think shes a vole.
A smol, yet angry, child. A bubbly, yet scary, ball of trash or stress. She is cute with puppy eyes and is bad at life. A peppy, yet depressed, killer. Likes cheese, has blue fingers. Is good at relationships, likes to dab. Will regret everything. I once saw her kill a man with her thumb.
Im very afraid of this child, her name must be rowan.