A fork of Rural Dictionary
Quite literally The Dog's Bollocks!
Is wee Georgie gonna get to use his furry plums before the big snip?
What you hear when an English footie fan is cheering on the team.
Ingurland!! Ing-gurr-laaand!!
Massively popular phrase used all the time in England to describe that exhilerating moment just before a big event like a victory or a total fuck-up. Comes from the famous commentary in the closing moments of the 1966 World Cup Final - "Some people are on the pitch ... they think it's all over (Geoff Hurst scores to put England two goals ahead)... IT IS NOW!". England beat West Germany 4-2 after extra time to become world champions. Too bad we can't do the business on the pitch these days...
"Look over there - Dave's breaking up with Donna. They Think It's All Over...it is now".
n. Affectionate slang for an unborn baby. We've used it in our family for a while - it's a distortion of the German word "merckle" which means "little creature". My family tend to mash words horribly, hence Merckle became Mookler! We also shorten to "Mook", although I know that's a Brooklyn wise-guy!
"How's Mookler doing?" "Great - she just kicked me in the ribs!".
n. Expression used by Father Jack, the bigoted old alcoholic priest from Father Ted. Usually shouted at the top of his lungs, at nothing in particular, in random rotation with "Girls!", "Drink!" and "Feck!".
"Father Jack, would you like a nice cup of tea, now?" "ARSE CAKES!"
n. When you're dating someone but, frankly, there's nothing there. You're just going through the motions, passing the time and waiting for something better to come along. Don't even ask about the sex.
Pete and Jordan don't look too happy together. Damn right - it's the nomance of the century.
Alt. name for that movie tale of cowboy starfish spearing. Given how quickly the boys get down to business in that cosy little tent of theirs, it just makes a kind of sense.
"Well, there were no condom dispensers on the open range in those days, so they should have called it Bareback Mountain". "Wise words my friend. Pass the nachos".