A fork of Rural Dictionary
The minimum amount of hair you must shave on lady parts to avoid pubes in teeth scenario during oral.
Is the area that is most likely to come into contact with a male mouth, in the shape of a downwards horseshoe.
Cor that bird last night had a right old hairy beaver, but it was alright as I found she shaved her pubic horseshoe!
You can't do something you normally can because you're too stoned
It's really splifficult for me operate the computer this morning!!
When you avoiding the person you live or life by doing everything physically possible within your car first when you get home from work. Having a mini holiday in your car.
On the walk home I spotted 3 people on carcations, one was playing on his phone, another was eating a bag of chips and the third just looked at the house with a sense of dread.
You forget to do your flys up on your trousers.
I saw Peter on his way back from the toilet, he appears to have a bout of penile dementia. I can see his boxers!
Someone pre-judges you and assumes you will be trouble by the way you look, even if you're incredibly laid back.
As the group entered the pub the public bristled assuming the bar staff would have no input if anything kicked off! "Hmm there's defo a strong amount of bastardism in here".
you have the capacity not to be disgusting and are socially aware but you decide to be crass anyway.
Gosh she was disgustable at the christmas party, I always thought she was such a lady.