A fork of Rural Dictionary
When your homeboy will settle at nothing until he gets a croissant.
Jack: “Yo Steve, wanna go to the park?”
Gary: “Sorry Jack, but Steve has croissant fever. He’s not going anywhere until he gets a croissant”
The hours of the day in which someone experiences a strong sense of sadness, usually prompted by a break up or being bagged.
Jerry: “Fuck bro, everyone seems so depressed right now”
Brock: “Yeah man, Kyle’s mom found 2 Mike’s Hard Lemonades in his backpack”
Jerry: *pulls out his phone and takes a snapchat of Kyle looking off in the distance and captions it “sad nigga hours”*
A type of walk that has a powerful sense of pride attached to it. Someone typically thunder steps after they have achieved a goal.
Donn: “Why is Gary thunder stepping right now”
Hank: “I think he just made out with Joyce”
Donn: “Is she that chick with herpes?”
Hank: “Yeah, but Gary’s really into her so good for him.”