Country Dictionary

coon

A conservative person in high authority in a school/college community. Usally aged 40+ with too much coin.

E.g) Hey he’s a coon prick. Omg I hate my lecturer he’s such a coon.

Sequoia

A large tree like person

Daym she be lookin like a sequoia

Muffin top

An extremely rude insult to a person with an oversized midriff. Can be used to discribe someone with a short blunt cock and small full-moon plate sized boobs.

You muffin top Omg he must have a muffin top dick Ewwww muffin top