Country Dictionary

Something that's cool, copasetic, agreeable, and worthy of thanks.

Comes from a misspelling of "Okay!"

Jel: "Hey Steve, I have an idea!"
Steve: "What??"
Jel: "What do you say, for your birthday, we go to Space Camp? My treat!"
Steve: "Wow! Oaky! Thanks!"

equal the number twenty-four(24).

me:dude I had a metric shit-ton of cookies the other day.

some guy:how many?

me:24.

The human excrement; a standard, dark brown turd. Usually used if the excrement is a large size.

"Hey who took my orange juice?"
"Oh, Geoffray drank it while you were in the bathroom makin' body steak."

A vagina so large it could fit six guys.

"I went to smash this chick I met at Costco but it turned out she had a vangina.

A beard you grow when you turn 40.

"Ever since Branson* turned 40, he's been acting strange. Take his 40 beard, for instance."

A poop. Usually a human poop.

"What!? When did this happen?"
"When you were in the bathroom makin' mud bricks."

To escape, or abscond with something. From the television show Arrested Development.

Anyong: "Hey, look what I found on windowsill! Just hat; someone take wig!"
Narrator: "In fact, it was George Sr. who 'took wig,' and was fleeing the country with the evidence that Michael so badly needed."