A fork of Rural Dictionary
The huge mini van that is always driving really slowly infront of you when you're in a hurry. Often has semi-political/religious bumper stickers plastered to its peeling paint.
Girl: Will you hurry up I'm late for work!
Boy: I'm trying, but this vangina is taking up the whole road.
Another word for mini-van. The origins of the word come from the words "van" and "vagina". The van part is associated with the fact that the mini-van is smaller version of the full sized van. The vagina part is associated with the fact that much like a vagina, when a vangina opens up kids pop out. Hence, a mini-van is a vangina because when it opens up kids heads always come out.
Carries new 2010 Town and Country vangina can hold up to eight kids!
When the D is so good, you get chest pains.
Oh girl! Last night my man Bruce was plowing me so hard I got vangina.