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Ghettorrible

Ghettorrible (adj): 1. Unacceptably ghetto 2. Terribly poor-looking 3. Terribly poor quality 4. Jury-rigged so that functionality is decidedly substandard and unacceptable 5. Combination of the words ghetto and horrible.

"Dude, my 1984 diesel Mercedes' wheel just fell off." "Whoa, remind me never to drive anywhere with you; your ride is ghettorrible!"

kellog

kellog (n): 1. Any permanent record where some communication with Kelly has occurred. 2. Email or AIM log containing conversations with Kelly.

I was checking through my kellog today and I found a funny phrase that Kelly used.

kellogs

kellogs (n, pl): 1. Any permanent record where some communication with Kelly has occurred. 2. Emails or AIM logs containing conversations with Kelly.

I was checking through my kellogs today and I found a funny phrase that Kelly used.

Ownage

Ownage (n): 1. Noun form of the verb own. 2. An instance in which someone or something is owned.

Player1 frags Player2 with exceptional skill. Player1 taunts, "I just owned you Player2!" Player3 comments, "Yeah, that was ownage."