Country Dictionary

kellog (n): 1. Any permanent record where some communication with Kelly has occurred. 2. Email or AIM log containing conversations with Kelly.

I was checking through my kellog today and I found a funny phrase that Kelly used.

The act of taking an epic yet blissful dump, which is composed of roughly 99% fibre as a result of gorging on special k.

kellogging... the solution to constipation and runny early morning post-coffee shits

The act of eating cereal for every meal, used by poor college students especially.

"Ever since he got his student loan Stan's been kellogging."

A person that claims they will meet you at the bar or help you move but never show up.

He was supposed to be here an hour ago; shit we have been Kellogged again!

The act of saying "GR-R-REAT" (like Tony the the tiger)

A: I just bombed my f-ing finals. B: Thats gr-r-reat! A: Dude. Stop kellogging me.

when a fat wigger sings about cereal and everyone makes fun of him

scuoby a doo wop dee dop 2 scoops of raisins

Being down-right stupid.

You stupid kellog's You special k!