A fork of Rural Dictionary
Dad: How was school today? Kid: Today was the best school day of my life Dad: That’s wonderful!!! Kid: No it’s not!!! we had 69 tests, all 10 nerds in the class reminded the teacher of the homework, I got beat up 5 times, I stepped on a lego, the cafeteria food sent me to the hospital, I got approximately 601 pounds of homework, and I got detention because some kid who thought he was funny told on me for something I didn’t do! I don’t wanna go to school! I wanna be a fucking gamer!!!!!!1!1 Dad: i forgot to buy the milk
A deadly weapon too cruel and brutal for war. Holding this card guarantees that anyone who tries to attack you will instantly die. Has been banned in all countries because of its instant contact lethality. Even applies to non-physical attacks, such as emotional damage or punishments.
Teacher: You're getting detention Me: UNO REVERSE CARD Teacher: NOOOOOOO *proceeds to sit in detention for 50 hours* Teacher 50 hours later: no bringing uno reverse cards to school Me: UNO REVERSE CARD Teacher: FML
Random guy: I'm dreamphobic Me: Here king, you dropped this 👑
Me: I'm dreamphobic Dream Stan: RERERTWDGFGEAJVSHBJEHWRKUAFWCBKJAE HOW DARE YOU
"Welcome to Idiots Anonymous. How dumb are you?" "I'm not dreamphobic" "Come on in!"
Something I don't have. And neither should you.
I can go on and on about all the reasons I've lost faith in humanity but then I'd break the character limit