Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

father

Something you don't have in your life

You most certainly do not have a father if you're relying on Urban Dictionary to figure out what words mean.

Asian Parents

Typical Grading System according to Asian Parents: A = Almost Good Enough B = Beating C = Cry In A Corner D = Death E = Excruciating Death F = F***ing Excruciating Death

Me: I got 200% on my test just like you wanted! Asian Parents: 200%?! Why no 400%? Me: But the maximum was 200%— Asian Parents: NO EXCUSE FOR FAILURE!!! YOU GROUNDED!!!

Nokia 3310

An indestructible weapon too brutal for war. It has been banned in all countries worldwide. Throwing it, dropping it, it is illegal. You can't break it, it never runs out of battery, you can use it as a throwable atomic bomb. Has enough power to become a nuclear reactor

Kid: haha throw nokia 3310 go brrrrrr Me: Where did you throw it? Kid: at your house, why??? Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *my house blows up*