A fork of Rural Dictionary
noun; a handjob given to a man with a flaccid, flopping penis;
Even though I was not fully hard, I still got a rocking flapjack.
Last night this girl was flapjacking me for like 20 minutes.
I got flapjacked by this fat chick in the car last night.
Overly large nipples on a woman.
She has a nice body but those flapjacks just don't cut it.
To stick your bare ass out the window of a friends car while passing another driver because he/she is driving like a douchebag infront of or beside you. can be done on either side of car but works best when you are turning left and they are stopped at a red light.flapjacking flap jack
why did you flapjack him?
Because he was doin 35 n a 50 zone
Two girls rub their flappy vag's against one another to create a sticky syrupy like fluid. It's not IHOP but it's finger-lickin good my friends.
This morning during our flapjack fest, we got syrup all over grandma's couch. Next time, we should upgrade and funnel cake each other.