A fork of Rural Dictionary
One who likes to push buttons. That is, a person who enjoys getting people irritated and starting fights and arguments; a colloquial term for an instigator. Not to be confused with button masher.
Sarah: Ooh, that Steve is such a dick! He keeps making fun of my weight even though he knows I'm sensitive about it. Kate, do you think I'm fat?? Kate: No, no. Don't worry about Steve, he's just a button pusher.
"Little ones", as they say over in the U.K. Used when referring to a group or body of young children.
Andy: C'mon, we've got to leave! This building is going to burn down! Sheryl: No, I'm not leaving without the little'uns! Andy: That's okay, we can make more!
An American derogatory slur for a white person, used mainly by black people in response to the infamous "nigger". Compare to "cracka". Alternate spellings include "Honky" and "Honkie".
White guy: My tulips need more water. I have to keep them looking nice and fresh, you know. Black guy: ...Shit, honkey, you gay.
The newest addition of T-shirt ads to Urbandictionary, normally advertising with the header "Intelligently Funny Tees". Similar to Noise Bot and Snorgtees, they have jokes on them that invariably fail to be humorous.
Relent Lessly Awe Some Saw this on one of those Headline Shirts the other day. For fuck's sake, someone call the failtrain.
1. The more polite way to say "No, get lost." 2. The general response to any question asking how you are doing or feeling.
1. "HEY, JIM, WANT TO BUY MY EYEBALL?" "I'm fine." 2. "How're you doing?" "I'm fine." "What's going on with you?" "I'm fine." "How's life?" "I'm fine." "Jesus, can't you say anything else?" "I'm fine."
When someone has been having sex with several different people. Sometimes used pejoratively when referring to a person in a relationship who's been cheating on his or her partner.
Betty: I heard you want to break up with Jim. Susan: Yeah, I think he's been sleeping around. Carl: Kimberly is such a whore. Tyrone: Yeah, I heard she's been sleeping around a lot.