Country Dictionary

Death resulting from sodomy.

(What a shitty way to die, or kill someone)

Sodomicide is rampant in prisons where Viagra is in abundance.

To have some sort of accident while on acid.

I may have aciddently given my soul away to that piece of furniture.

to incorporate chicken into a meal.


to puss out of a situation.

That was pathetic watching you poultrinate your way out of that one.

Verb: When a dancer grinds on you and makes you cum in your pants during a lap dance.

"You can go to Candybar and get a lap job"

(adjective) : sar-ka-see-shus

Basically being sarcastic and facetious at once. (Sarcasm without being condescending)

I wish Shane would shut the fuck up with his sarcacetious commentary.

A girl who fucks you on occasion but never returns calls or texts. Known more commonly as ninjina.

What happened to you last night, a ninjayjay strike again ?

an orgasm given by a toothless elderly person.

Beatrice gives the best geriactasms in town.