Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Ned flint

A ginger child who spends thousands of pounds on fifa every year causing his parents bankruptcy and farts when he packs messi : Best freind Dylan Davies Jones but Ned steals all his birds with his huge Chubby

Ned flint packed messi on YouTube in 2016 and sharted

by Shovelboy123 October 29, 2020

BMT

Big man ting Used by people who are uneducated

BMT that dickhead needs a slap

by Shovelboy123 March 01, 2021

Roll on

A family in Bromley who all share the same roll on deodorant

The Family all share the same roll on to save money

by Shovelboy123 October 18, 2019

Nonce

The most versatile word in England can be used in any context.

That josh kid don’t like chips he’s a nonce That sonny bloke loves kids he’s a nonce Gary puts his milk in before a teabag he’s a nonce Or your mate you find funny insulting so you call them a stinky nonce

by Shovelboy123 March 01, 2021

Chavtastic

Chavtastic is the word to describe something chavvy usually used in areas like coney hall and Orpington. If someone is doing something chavvy you say ah chavtastic and it puts them in that catagory

Oasis and fags and matching king and queen tattoos is chavtastic behaviour

by Shovelboy123 March 01, 2021