A fork of Rural Dictionary
A dog owned by a methadone patient. Said dog shits all over the clinic lawn at least once a week.
Methadog shit on the porch again.
Little Ron junior fuck at the end of the hall way at work. Gavey's little man frand. His favorite past times are getting rick rolled and playing video games online under the alias Poppa Chubby.
RJenis is making a Hardees run if you want in.
Walking into a situation expecting a certain out come only to get a result out of left field that you did not see coming.
Person A: How did it go?
Person B: Not so great, I got ronned at the last minute and shit went sideways.
Raised by a pack of savage Asians, David Bloomer is a closet gayman that roller skates around the parking lot of the PC. More times than not, you can find a David Bloomer sipping some nasty ass concoction of herbs and roots while contemplating the philosophy of philosophy.
Look at this little David Bloomer looking mofo on roller blades drinking a matcha tea......