Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Prostate vampire

When you are having sex, and your partner sticks a knife inside your ass, then proceeds to drink your blood, after sex kiss, optional.

Man that goth chick from last night was really a prostate vampire! I came all over!

by Sick_lil_me September 06, 2019

Seer

To both hear and see something simultaneously.

Did you seer that tree fall in the woods last night?

by Sick_lil_me September 06, 2019

prickadick

A "man" who holds a prized dead end job, who loves himself and television, and beer more than his significant other, he doesn't mind getting violent with anyone in his house, because "I'm the king here, bitch"! He's not just a prick, not just a dick, but a prickadick.

Marybob, I am fixen to leave Hank, he's become a real prickadick lately.

by Sick_lil_me September 06, 2019

Cambrook

To be completely amazed by the love of your children.

I woke up to breakfast in bed, my daughter's filled my heart with Cambrook.

by Sick_lil_me September 06, 2019