A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of endlessly and incessantly asking pointless, meaningless questions with the goal of drawing out meetings or discussions. More often than not, Martining involves asking questions that are self-explanatory, painfully specific to individual situations, or simply in no way related to the current topic or discussion.
I can't believe that douche Martined us again! Is there any living being who doesn't understand the concept of how to read a calendar?