Country Dictionary

oi dave

The phrase said by someone when shooting a video on bullying for GCSE media, when they want to be heard in the back of the shot.

Scene: Boy reading text, that has bullying written in it.
in background, the words "oi dave" can be heard.

pagey

When someone kisses someone, then farts, they pull a pagey. Comes from the idea of turning the page and turning the stomach.

Wow that kiss was mefhwerf (fart sounds) ooh you PAGEY!

Jew

An Insult, someone who is a ass can be called a jew, for any reason, yet mostly because of failure to supply goods or money, the ideas that jews are stingy.

Also a religion.

Fuck sake toomey your such a jew.

Hi im a jewish man.

ILF

Letter before it usually is, and stands for:

Milf = mum ild like to fuck
Silf = Sister ild like to fuck
Dilf = dad ild like to fuck
Nilf = Nan ild like to fuck
Gilf = Girlfriend ild like to fuck
Filf = Flid ild like to fuck

Man your mums a MILF!!!!